suck it

dhruv is wearing rach's waist belt (pic to follow)and it's holding up his bosoms

i know neil loves it and he just took the biggest hit any of us have seen...more like 2 of them

we just kicked out 2 girls from our apartment and one of them is called yawnu and the other is a cunt stealing asswipe HELL YEAH

dhruv is only allowed to fuck chen liu if he gives it through the back and she fucking cries

i see change posters. CHANGE IS HERE GO BARACK OBAMA (it's like ba-rack) noel savior!

its because he's black

neil just said a very racist comment and noel wants to kick him out like a cunt stealing asswipe wanna be

there is a weird red tall black guy on noels wall...who the fuck is he?

neil's a fake racist

neil just used the word "pontoon" in normal conversation.

let me tell you something about noel mckenzie. you will have a room ful of whites blacks asians etc. everyone will say the bowl is done and noel will step up to the plate and get the biggest hit ever

"just take it from the hole already" - neil

GENERAL SURGEON"S WARNING: smoking weed will prevent swine flu...unless one person you're smoking with has it.

"i've been to a baptist church..awkward as BALLS" - neil

leprachaun night]the banan leprachaun loves you cause he's making your banana fly" - neil
neil was being a pussy because he thought leprachauns didn't love him and make his banana fly

she ate that banana like donkey kong (about gina)

noel just told us to suck it not to mention he had a booty call and didn't take it
apparently she's known as mustache girl
shit shit shit shit shit..no no no no no no no no no..bullshit bullshit bullshit

neil just thought noel was speaking some "african language" when he was speaking english


and then neil admitted he has a tiny dick. And then dhruv told him to use his hand. And then Noel decided Neil was the both second most racist and second most brown racist that Noel had ever met. The End.

noel has a nonexistent dick which is why he ddin't take the booty call, since he was afraid that the girl would spread the truth about his imaginary dick.

"I was balls as drunk"

dhruv is wondering why neil is thinknig about noel's dick in the first place

It is 5:30 am on august 29th in noel’s room and neil, joanna, dhruv, and noel are bringing you these stories...please use your hand