Hiiiiiggghh

This is R right now. don't get confused. I think the title says it all. Currently my eyes feel squeezed together and small - eyelids feel sooo heavy. Also, I feel a constant cool, electric feeling going all around my head. The music is louder, I hear Jo quietly as an overlapping sound?! I can't think of the word right now. THere are voices behind me too.

I told noop and he shook my head and was screaammminngn at me like a retard. But i'm not deaf. Looking at jo.

WOOOOOOO. Anyway, I'm trying to chill out and have a good time. Hear the bbeattt, its kid kuddi. Noels in the back saying "good shit!!!!" It;s crazy, still feel like my eyes r tiny, no more weird feeling in my head though, but now ym arms feel really heavy. This is the weirdest fucking feeling in the world. ,wtffff. Dude ok, be beack in a tiny bit.

Quotes Begin

9/9/09

Noel: Dhruv remember that time Neil thought that I was talking African. I swear you were just talking Indian.

Jo: Looking at Dhruv type: "you are typing quite fast!!!"

Senior Year Memorial Day...

Joanna and I (Sunny) just took 3 shots at 10:35am on memorial day. there's soooo much more to say. sunny is doing the stanky leg come join us nish!!! jo has been at my place alone all night....no one else was here when i got back. she has no idea where her shit is, but she's at my apt. sunnny is a motherfucking dumbasssssssss yes i will raise my armssssssssssss cuz we cussed. yes sunny is a ...dont know what the word is but he said cussed! OMG i just realized that sunny doesn't know the fucking holidays and said memorial day and its mother freaking labor day....arms up again! we are reallllllly drunk right now...from last night and from our 3 shots. ummmm y is she here (jo: yea, y the fuck am i here?!) Jo added me on AIM and then i asked y she didn't show up on my aim...she's not logged on...dugggg and by duggg i mean duhhhh. sunny has a friend online that has a jumongeous DONG. we are wilin' out...my ass fuckin hurts!! (arms up yet again) theres a LILfigs27 on sunny's aim that means he has little ballllllllllllllllllllllllllllszzzzzzz.. It's hunky-dorey up in herr biznatches... we've been drunk over 12 hours...sleeping included. jo: what am i saying...*giggle* aunny: doesn't star mean you're doing something like an actionnnn whoops i wrote aunny and i don't wanna go and change it bitchhhhhhhh (arms motha fuckin up) she saved it (that's what she sadi) (oops...sadi instead of said) without publishin this shit. who wants to go to miami...like right now?! jo takes my phone and tries to unlock it with her passcode... i love being drunk (alchy anyone??) jo: im not texting him...im drunk...drunk texting is bad. jo: i should've slept on your table all night. jo can't sing...glad i found out now. sunny just ran like a little sisssy. fuck you jo. fuck you harder. when and where? :) jo just kissed the blinds in my room and i just asked her if they're blinds or shades. so...we go to david's room...there's a book open on it...meaning...he was studying and jo was passed out on the couch then my bed cuz she went to my bathroom and saw how yummmy my bad looked. jo is looking at pitbull concert stuff and fell against the wall. and she's dancing like a fool by herself. bye sunny, bye jo.

pic from last week - dhruv wearing rach's belt and LOVING IT

Announcement and Invitation

Dhruv Jaggia weds Nishita Parekh.

Dhruv convinced Nishita to marry him as long as they have a weightless wedding. Curious?:

http://www.gozerog.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=Experience.Weightless_Weddings

Date TBD.

Thank you.

suck it

dhruv is wearing rach's waist belt (pic to follow)and it's holding up his bosoms

i know neil loves it and he just took the biggest hit any of us have seen...more like 2 of them

we just kicked out 2 girls from our apartment and one of them is called yawnu and the other is a cunt stealing asswipe HELL YEAH

dhruv is only allowed to fuck chen liu if he gives it through the back and she fucking cries

i see change posters. CHANGE IS HERE GO BARACK OBAMA (it's like ba-rack) noel savior!

its because he's black

neil just said a very racist comment and noel wants to kick him out like a cunt stealing asswipe wanna be

there is a weird red tall black guy on noels wall...who the fuck is he?

neil's a fake racist

neil just used the word "pontoon" in normal conversation.

let me tell you something about noel mckenzie. you will have a room ful of whites blacks asians etc. everyone will say the bowl is done and noel will step up to the plate and get the biggest hit ever

"just take it from the hole already" - neil

GENERAL SURGEON"S WARNING: smoking weed will prevent swine flu...unless one person you're smoking with has it.

"i've been to a baptist church..awkward as BALLS" - neil

leprachaun night]the banan leprachaun loves you cause he's making your banana fly" - neil
neil was being a pussy because he thought leprachauns didn't love him and make his banana fly

she ate that banana like donkey kong (about gina)

noel just told us to suck it not to mention he had a booty call and didn't take it
apparently she's known as mustache girl
shit shit shit shit shit..no no no no no no no no no..bullshit bullshit bullshit

neil just thought noel was speaking some "african language" when he was speaking english


and then neil admitted he has a tiny dick. And then dhruv told him to use his hand. And then Noel decided Neil was the both second most racist and second most brown racist that Noel had ever met. The End.

noel has a nonexistent dick which is why he ddin't take the booty call, since he was afraid that the girl would spread the truth about his imaginary dick.

"I was balls as drunk"

dhruv is wondering why neil is thinknig about noel's dick in the first place

It is 5:30 am on august 29th in noel’s room and neil, joanna, dhruv, and noel are bringing you these stories...please use your hand

ahhhh drunktacular!!!! we art it

BIENVENIDO!

The idea: to write down your inner most thoughts.

The catch: you CANNOT be sober, in any way, shape, or form.

The purpose: document senior year, of course!

Who: if you are special enough, you already know the info to sign-on and blog away.